February 2012
OWLS TO RECORD NEXT MONTH! →
oldsadeyes:
Post-cap’n jazz project feat. Tim & Mike Kinsella, Sam Zurick, and Victor Villarreal, are going to be recording a new record very soon. I am so fucking excited.
It hasn’t been announced who will be on the record or who is recording it just yet, keep yr eyes peeled!
Whoa! That’s cool!
Watchitsonlysarahjoyce:
From Long Island… Ugh. I promise we’re not all stupid.
Are schools terrible or are kids just really stupid?
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
“No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...”
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183. (via futureabortiondoctor)
Seriously.
New York Magazine's List of Other "Seinfeld"... →
inothernews:
George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.”
George Costanza: “Just remember. It’s not a lie … if you believe it.”
Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
...
lesmadeleine:
Even if you aren’t Obama’s biggest fan HOW COULD YOU VOTE FOR ANY OF THE OTHERS?! I just couldn’t trust a person who would knowingly put themselves and others in those situations.
Word.
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
Watchthedailywhat:
No Shoes, No Same-Sex Marriage, No Service of the Day: New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez will have find a new place to get her hair did after her openly gay stylist refused to allow her back in his salon until she changes her stance on same-sex marriage.
“The governor’s aides called not too long ago, wanting another appointment to come in,” Antonio Darden, owner of a popular...
jeremierose:
The Ground is Lava- Good talk,...
oldsadeyes:
jeremierose:
The Ground is Lava-...
Watchfunnyordie:
Oscar Etiquette with Mike Myers and Kevin Kline
Funny Or Die made this classy video, in which Mike Myers takes Oscar winner Kevin Kline through an Oscar refresher course.
JOIE DE VIVRE SHOW AT SUBT →
oldsadeyes:
guys i’m playing with joie at subt. it’s gonna be fun cause TPATY will play their first show in forever, my pals in droughts have been working on new shit, and evan weiss will be evan weiss. buy your tickets now CAUSE THIS’LL BE ONE TITE SHOW. at the very least, check out pat delehanty in this picture. dude’s a total tool!
Joie De Vivre tickets on TicketWeb? Lol, how DIY!
Something deep.: How Dare You! →
lesmadeleine:
I have to say that these past few days I’ve found myself outraged by things I’ve seen on the streets of my own city and online. I’m completely disgusted by the lack of community I’ve seen in the “punk community”. I have seen so-called “punks” call others names and degrade them with inappropriate…
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Ever the private citizen, Stephen Colbert did not address directly the cause of his abrupt absence.
He did, however, make an overt nod to the rumored reason — his ailing 91-year-old mother Lorna. “Evidently, having 11 children makes you tough as nails,” Colbert said, adding “confidential to a lovely lady” before touching his nose, pointing to the...
