January 2010
hope.
yourepretty:
I hope that everyone finds what they are looking for, and gets what they want.
Whether it be love or a dick to suck… life is too short to live it a lone, right?
I enjoy ruining perfectly poetic statements by saying dick and suck in the same sentence.
But seriously, good luck on the hunt, dear friends.
=)
Word Association
CarnotaurHunter2: I'm getting an iPad
makeyourself519: yeah?
makeyourself519: what is that?
CarnotaurHunter2: oh yeah.
makeyourself519: for your pussy?
CarnotaurHunter2: iPussy
makeyourself519: hahaha
makeyourself519: seriously?
makeyourself519: you're gonna get one of those?
CarnotaurHunter2: My mom's buying it for me.
CarnotaurHunter2: RIght now
CarnotaurHunter2: Going to the store
makeyourself519: cool
CarnotaurHunter2: the Apple Store
makeyourself519: awesome
CarnotaurHunter2: in New York
makeyourself519: sweet
CarnotaurHunter2: so, just a little bit better than your mom, I guess, huh?
makeyourself519: gnarly
makeyourself519: yeah
makeyourself519: basically
CarnotaurHunter2: tubular
CarnotaurHunter2: radical
CarnotaurHunter2: wicked
makeyourself519: tight
CarnotaurHunter2: fly
makeyourself519: groovy
CarnotaurHunter2: dope
CarnotaurHunter2: DA BOMB
makeyourself519: bomb diggity
CarnotaurHunter2: no diggity, no doubt
makeyourself519: hhahah
CarnotaurHunter2: wrong
makeyourself519: you're wrong
CarnotaurHunter2: you're wrong for me
makeyourself519: you're wrong for pee
CarnotaurHunter2: you're pong for bee... r
makeyourself519: h
makeyourself519: I'll pong your balls
CarnotaurHunter2: I'll hold your calls
makeyourself519: good
makeyourself519: bitch
CarnotaurHunter2: witch
CarnotaurHunter2: stitch
CarnotaurHunter2: Mitch
CarnotaurHunter2: ditch\
CarnotaurHunter2: pitch
CarnotaurHunter2: rich
CarnotaurHunter2: which
CarnotaurHunter2: Hitch
CarnotaurHunter2: Abercrombie &...
CarnotaurHunter2: FITCH
CarnotaurHunter2: I have an itch
CarnotaurHunter2: and I want to play quidditch
makeyourself519: queer
CarnotaurHunter2: beer
CarnotaurHunter2: rear
CarnotaurHunter2: tear
CarnotaurHunter2: tear
CarnotaurHunter2: bear
CarnotaurHunter2: rare
CarnotaurHunter2: fare
CarnotaurHunter2: fear
makeyourself519: stare
makeyourself519: stair
CarnotaurHunter2: oh, I switched it on you
CarnotaurHunter2: fear
CarnotaurHunter2: near
CarnotaurHunter2: dear
CarnotaurHunter2: deer
makeyourself519: steer
CarnotaurHunter2: hear
CarnotaurHunter2: peer
CarnotaurHunter2: peir
CarnotaurHunter2: pier
CarnotaurHunter2: I meant
makeyourself519: pear
CarnotaurHunter2: drear...r
CarnotaurHunter2: y
CarnotaurHunter2: dreary
makeyourself519: cleary
CarnotaurHunter2: bleary
CarnotaurHunter2: REARY
CarnotaurHunter2: Gay
CarnotaurHunter2: day
CarnotaurHunter2: say
CarnotaurHunter2: hay
makeyourself519: ray
CarnotaurHunter2: bay
makeyourself519: jay
CarnotaurHunter2: pay
CarnotaurHunter2: lay
CarnotaurHunter2: lie
makeyourself519: bay
CarnotaurHunter2: fly
CarnotaurHunter2: bye
makeyourself519: guy
CarnotaurHunter2: pie
CarnotaurHunter2: my
makeyourself519: sty
makeyourself519: die
CarnotaurHunter2: rye
makeyourself519: dye
CarnotaurHunter2: why?
makeyourself519: rye
CarnotaurHunter2: Already said it
CarnotaurHunter2: It
CarnotaurHunter2: shit
CarnotaurHunter2: spit
CarnotaurHunter2: slit
CarnotaurHunter2: skit
makeyourself519: git..r' done
makeyourself519: bun
CarnotaurHunter2: run
makeyourself519: hon'
makeyourself519: hun
CarnotaurHunter2: gun
makeyourself519: shun
CarnotaurHunter2: fun
makeyourself519: stun
CarnotaurHunter2: won
makeyourself519: one
CarnotaurHunter2: on
makeyourself519: jon
CarnotaurHunter2: ron
makeyourself519: don
CarnotaurHunter2: you're not don
makeyourself519: yep
makeyourself519: pep
makeyourself519: rep
makeyourself519: step
CarnotaurHunter2: sep...TEMEBER
makeyourself519: member
CarnotaurHunter2: Novemeber
CarnotaurHunter2: rememeber
makeyourself519: december
CarnotaurHunter2: decemeber
CarnotaurHunter2: lol
CarnotaurHunter2: I added an extra e in all those
CarnotaurHunter2: THOSE
CarnotaurHunter2: Hoes
CarnotaurHunter2: hos
CarnotaurHunter2: hoss
CarnotaurHunter2: hostage
CarnotaurHunter2: hostess
CarnotaurHunter2: ho-hos
CarnotaurHunter2: Little Debbie
CarnotaurHunter2: Lil Wayne
CarnotaurHunter2: Lil John
makeyourself519: Lil' Jon
makeyourself519: fucker
CarnotaurHunter2: Lil and Phil
makeyourself519: trucker
CarnotaurHunter2: sucker
makeyourself519: ducker
makeyourself519: Jeff Zucker
CarnotaurHunter2: Rutgers University
CarnotaurHunter2: Acme Looniversity
CarnotaurHunter2: Tiny Toon Adventures is about to start!
makeyourself519: Really?!
makeyourself519: What channel?
CarnotaurHunter2: no
CarnotaurHunter2: what mammal
makeyourself519: mammary
CarnotaurHunter2: TITS
makeyourself519: Shits
CarnotaurHunter2: Clits
makeyourself519: grits
CarnotaurHunter2: Brits
makeyourself519: Brittles!
makeyourself519: skittles!
CarnotaurHunter2: Riddles
makeyourself519: The Riddler
makeyourself519: The Diddler
CarnotaurHunter2: The Fiddler on the ROOD
CarnotaurHunter2: ROOF
makeyourself519: Woof
CarnotaurHunter2: POOF!
makeyourself519: goof
CarnotaurHunter2: I'm going to the dentist to pull out my TOOF
makeyourself519: You can't handle the TROOF!
CarnotaurHunter2: Babe RUF
makeyourself519: Babe the Blue Ox
makeyourself519: Dr. Cox
makeyourself519: I love cocks
CarnotaurHunter2: Box
CarnotaurHunter2: Fox
makeyourself519: blocks
CarnotaurHunter2: Sox
CarnotaurHunter2: Blockhead
makeyourself519: socks
CarnotaurHunter2: Sockhead
makeyourself519: footbalhead
CarnotaurHunter2: Move it!
CarnotaurHunter2: Lose it!
makeyourself519: Bop it!
CarnotaurHunter2: Twist it!
makeyourself519: Pull it!
CarnotaurHunter2: AAARRRGGGHHHH
makeyourself519: Chewbacca?
CarnotaurHunter2: Brew-beer-can
makeyourself519: Yes
CarnotaurHunter2: Less
CarnotaurHunter2: is MORE
CarnotaurHunter2: Gore
makeyourself519: WHore!
CarnotaurHunter2: floor
CarnotaurHunter2: door
makeyourself519: store
CarnotaurHunter2: store
CarnotaurHunter2: fuck
makeyourself519: stuck
makeyourself519: luck
CarnotaurHunter2: buck
makeyourself519: duck
makeyourself519: Huck
CarnotaurHunter2: tuck... in your peepee to make you look like a girl
makeyourself519: Burl
makeyourself519: Squirrel
CarnotaurHunter2: hurl
makeyourself519: Vomit
CarnotaurHunter2: comet
makeyourself519: Cupid
CarnotaurHunter2: Donder
makeyourself519: Donder? I barely know her!
CarnotaurHunter2: Prancer? I barely know her!
makeyourself519: Dancer
makeyourself519: Tiny Dancer
makeyourself519: Elton John
makeyourself519: Porta John
CarnotaurHunter2: Hoard a ton
makeyourself519: Shy Ron..nie
CarnotaurHunter2: knee
CarnotaurHunter2: hehehehe
CarnotaurHunter2: tea
CarnotaurHunter2: flea
makeyourself519: bass
CarnotaurHunter2: bass
CarnotaurHunter2: fish
makeyourself519: ass
makeyourself519: lass
makeyourself519: fuck
makeyourself519: damn
makeyourself519: lamb
makeyourself519: ram
makeyourself519: ma'am
CarnotaurHunter2: Pam Beesley
CarnotaurHunter2: Jim Halpert
makeyourself519: Fat Albert
CarnotaurHunter2: Scat Yogurt
CarnotaurHunter2: Activia
makeyourself519: Poop
makeyourself519: bloop
makeyourself519: stoop kid's gonna leave his stoop!
CarnotaurHunter2: (LMFAO)
CarnotaurHunter2: dip my nuts in your soup
makeyourself519: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!
makeyourself519: ICP
makeyourself519: PCP
CarnotaurHunter2: DVD
CarnotaurHunter2: Easy-E
CarnotaurHunter2: Eazy-E
makeyourself519: Run-DMC
CarnotaurHunter2: Cum-InsideMe
makeyourself519: Sex
makeyourself519: Rex
makeyourself519: Chex
CarnotaurHunter2: We have a T-Rex!
makeyourself519: Must go faster!
makeyourself519: must blow baxter!
CarnotaurHunter2: THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER
CarnotaurHunter2: Inglourious Bazters
CarnotaurHunter2: *Baxters
CarnotaurHunter2: Inglourious Faxers
CarnotaurHunter2: Inglourious Waxers
CarnotaurHunter2: Inglourious Plaster Casters
CarnotaurHunter2: Keep a Breast
makeyourself519: Peep a Chest
CarnotaurHunter2: Leap a crevasse
makeyourself519: Bleep a Ass
CarnotaurHunter2: Reap a crop
makeyourself519: Rent -a- cop
CarnotaurHunter2: Treat a cop
CarnotaurHunter2: to donuts
CarnotaurHunter2: mo' nuts
CarnotaurHunter2: Dunkin Yo'nuts!
CarnotaurHunter2: Try our new egg, whites
makeyourself519: I'd like a coffee, black
makeyourself519: damn, this shit is whack
CarnotaurHunter2: Can't you see we're having a conversation, White?!
CarnotaurHunter2: Damn, this shit is TIGTH
CarnotaurHunter2: tight
makeyourself519: pussy
CarnotaurHunter2: That's what she said
makeyourself519: that's what he read
CarnotaurHunter2: That's a Lee's bed.
makeyourself519: That's a leaf, Ned
CarnotaurHunter2: That's amore
CarnotaurHunter2: that's a moray
CarnotaurHunter2: eel
makeyourself519: peel
makeyourself519: reel
makeyourself519: steal
makeyourself519: steel
makeyourself519: squeel
makeyourself519: squeal
makeyourself519: heel
makeyourself519: heal
makeyourself519: seal
makeyourself519: Seal
CarnotaurHunter2: teal
CarnotaurHunter2: real
CarnotaurHunter2: feel
makeyourself519: Boobs
makeyourself519: lubes
makeyourself519: tubes
makeyourself519: n00bs
CarnotaurHunter2: pubes
CarnotaurHunter2: bewbs
makeyourself519: I went to school with Scott Rubes.
CarnotaurHunter2: Blewm
CarnotaurHunter2: Bloom
CarnotaurHunter2: blossom
CarnotaurHunter2: WHOA
CarnotaurHunter2: Joey
CarnotaurHunter2: blowy
CarnotaurHunter2: snowy
CarnotaurHunter2: doughy
makeyourself519: Bro-y
makeyourself519: Glowy
CarnotaurHunter2: Noy
CarnotaurHunter2: toy
makeyourself519: Soy
CarnotaurHunter2: boy
CarnotaurHunter2: Roy
makeyourself519: Joy
makeyourself519: joy
CarnotaurHunter2: hallelujah
CarnotaurHunter2: glad I knew ya
makeyourself519: Da doy dought da dasketdall
makeyourself519: glad I blew ya
CarnotaurHunter2: glad I flew UA
makeyourself519: University of Akron
CarnotaurHunter2: Crackron
makeyourself519: crack rocks
CarnotaurHunter2: Fraggle Rocks
makeyourself519: Juggle Cocks
makeyourself519: Smuggle Smocks
CarnotaurHunter2: Puddle drops
makeyourself519: Cuddle props
CarnotaurHunter2: Cuddle POPS
CarnotaurHunter2: Gotta have my Pops
CarnotaurHunter2: Gotta badge my cops
makeyourself519: Gotta have my Schnaps
makeyourself519: gotta grab my crotch
CarnotaurHunter2: Gotta darn my socks
CarnotaurHunter2: Gotta do my SHOTS
CarnotaurHunter2: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
makeyourself519: EVERYBODY!
CarnotaurHunter2: Everyshoddy
makeyourself519: Chevy's body
CarnotaurHunter2: Chevy Chase
makeyourself519: Chantilly lace
CarnotaurHunter2: on the case
makeyourself519: Case of beer
CarnotaurHunter2: Face of rear
CarnotaurHunter2: Race of fear
makeyourself519: chase the rear
CarnotaurHunter2: Brace the steer
makeyourself519: Pap the smear
CarnotaurHunter2: Pat the Smear
makeyourself519: Pabst the beer
CarnotaurHunter2: Pat the Bunny
makeyourself519: It's Pat!
CarnotaurHunter2: It's a trap!
CarnotaurHunter2: WE CAN'T REPEL FIREPOWER OF THAT MAGNITUDE
makeyourself519: It's a bird!
makeyourself519: It's a plane!
CarnotaurHunter2: It's Admiral Ackbar
makeyourself519 is away (2: 19:57 PM)
makeyourself519: It's UNDERDOG!
CarnotaurHunter2: It's a log!
CarnotaurHunter2: It's Log, it's Log
CarnotaurHunter2: It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
makeyourself519: It's good
CarnotaurHunter2: it's better than bad, it's good
makeyourself519: It's redder than rad, it's hood.
CarnotaurHunter2: it's sledder than glad, it's blood
makeyourself519: it's wetter than Thad, it's flood.
CarnotaurHunter2: Wow. You're on a roll!
CarnotaurHunter2: honor roll
makeyourself519: On her roll
CarnotaurHunter2: On a role
makeyourself519: on her pole
CarnotaurHunter2: Ana Gasteyer
makeyourself519: Quagmire
CarnotaurHunter2: Flat tire
CarnotaurHunter2: pat flyer
CarnotaurHunter2: oops
CarnotaurHunter2: bat flyer
makeyourself519: scat guy-er
CarnotaurHunter2: scat job?
makeyourself519: snot blob?
CarnotaurHunter2: hat tob...?
CarnotaurHunter2: top hat
makeyourself519: tom cat
makeyourself519: tom foolery
CarnotaurHunter2: Tom Cruise
CarnotaurHunter2: Top Gun
makeyourself519: Top Nun
CarnotaurHunter2: Top Shun
CarnotaurHunter2: Top Run
makeyourself519: Cannonball Run
CarnotaurHunter2: Airforce One
makeyourself519: Get off my plane!
makeyourself519 is away (2: 27:30 PM)
makeyourself519: My name's not Shane!
CarnotaurHunter2: Get off my lane
makeyourself519: Get off Elaine!
CarnotaurHunter2: I'm not to blame
makeyourself519: Get off, Elaine!
CarnotaurHunter2: This is a fun game
makeyourself519: This is a bun shame
CarnotaurHunter2: This is a wood frame
makeyourself519: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
CarnotaurHunter2: Who camed on your ... disparaging term for gay person?
CarnotaurHunter2: lol
makeyourself519: Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
CarnotaurHunter2: Plane Left for France and Crash-ed
makeyourself519: What the French, toast?
CarnotaurHunter2: On the West Coast?
makeyourself519: "I miss you, I'm going back home to the west coast.
makeyourself519: "
makeyourself519 is away (2: 34:28 PM)
CarnotaurHunter2: I kiss Drew. I'm blowing Jack's dome. Screw the best. Most.
makeyourself519: One time I saw a ghost.
CarnotaurHunter2: One time I gave a toast
CarnotaurHunter2: One time I burned a roast
makeyourself519: one time I blew a host. Of a party.
makeyourself519: My girl likes to party all the time.
CarnotaurHunter2: Party all the time
makeyourself519: Party all the time.
makeyourself519: Party on, Wayne.
CarnotaurHunter2: Party on, Garth
makeyourself519: Excellent!
makeyourself519: Sexellent
makeyourself519: text a gent.
CarnotaurHunter2: Mex: el cent
makeyourself519: Chex for rent
CarnotaurHunter2: sext for Lent
makeyourself519: sex for Kent
CarnotaurHunter2: vote for Dent
makeyourself519: Why so serious?
makeyourself519: Why so beerious?
makeyourself519: Why share beer with Gus?
CarnotaurHunter2: Guy-bro, mysterious
CarnotaurHunter2: yours was better
makeyourself519: Yours was wetter.
CarnotaurHunter2: yours was cheddar
makeyourself519: Check out my sweater!
CarnotaurHunter2: Rock out with Vedder
makeyourself519: hahahahaha
makeyourself519: Cobain is dead-er (too soon?)
CarnotaurHunter2: Blue Moon
makeyourself519: Jew Loon
makeyourself519: Sweet poon
CarnotaurHunter2: Meet June
makeyourself519: Greet Drew
CarnotaurHunter2: Keith Moon
makeyourself519: Skeet soon
makeyourself519: high noon
CarnotaurHunter2: Shanghai Noon
makeyourself519: Shanghai Knights
CarnotaurHunter2: Owen Wilson
makeyourself519: WILSON!
CarnotaurHunter2: lol
makeyourself519: troll
makeyourself519: droll
makeyourself519: scroll
makeyourself519 is away (2: 44:34 PM)
CarnotaurHunter2: rick roll
CarnotaurHunter2: never gonna give you up
makeyourself519: never gonna let you down ?
CarnotaurHunter2: never gonna run around and desert you
CarnotaurHunter2: Never gonna make you cry
makeyourself519: never gunned a bum aground and dessert, too
CarnotaurHunter2: lol
makeyourself519: never gonna eat your pie
makeyourself519: never gonna meet your guy
CarnotaurHunter2: Never gonna say goodbye
makeyourself519: never gonna meat your guy
CarnotaurHunter2: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
makeyourself519: never gonna sell a thigh and squirt juice.
CarnotaurHunter2: Oh my god, we've been doing this for over an hour!!
makeyourself519: Oh my god, I need to take a shower!!
CarnotaurHunter2: Me too! Seriously
makeyourself519: Oh my god, your mom looks like Matt Lauer!
CarnotaurHunter2: Oh my god, I lost all my powers!
CarnotaurHunter2: Oh my god, I brought you some flowers
makeyourself519: Oh my god, I fell out of the tower
CarnotaurHunter2: hahaha
CarnotaurHunter2: ok, I have to go now.
CarnotaurHunter2: Good game
makeyourself519: OK I have to snow brow
CarnotaurHunter2: shut up!
makeyourself519: snow plow!
makeyourself519: I should have said that
makeyourself519: hahahaha
CarnotaurHunter2: yeah
makeyourself519: OK
makeyourself519: bye!
CarnotaurHunter2: bye!
Personality Flaws
xjxvx:
Let me start off by saying I’m generally pretty comfortable and confident about who I am. I know I’m smart and nice and talented and funny. I have family and friends who love and support me and I’m so thankful for them.
But I’ve come to realize that I have a major personality flaw. I never know what to say unless provoked. Thus, I am insufferably boring. I usually play it off as not...
I’m watching Into The Wild. Ever since I first saw this movie I’ve wanted to do something like this. Obviously, not to the extreme that Christopher McCandeless did, but I’d like to be able to just travel wherever I wanted freely and not have to worry about anything, preferably while playing music each night. I’d also like to have at least one other person with me who wants...
I could really go for seeing some boobs.
xjxvx:
mesomethingyou:
(via nakedbones)
seriouscard.
iwishitwassummeriwannabeontheroadiwishitwassummeriwannabeontheroad…
Why does it seem like people keep running away. Am I too paranoid? I sure hope so.
I have been watching Conan O’Brien on and off since about sixth grade. While it is sad to see him go, and I sincerely believe that NBC will regret it once Jay comes back, tonight’s show could not have been a better ending. I know whatever Conan decides to do next will be just as awesome as everything else he’s done.
It saddens me to to know that people I love are suffering and there is nothing that I can do about it. Good people should never have to hurt. =/
Seriously, why so sad all the time?
The artist music business model has been in flux for years. The record deal...
– A List Of Income Streams For Musicians - hypebot (via audioper)
Fueled By Ramen A&R Guidelines →
audioper:
fueledbyramen:
Hello, Johnny Minardi from Fueled By Ramen here. My job title here at FBR is Artist & Repertoire, which is usually referred to as A&R. Part of my job description is to seek talent and help develop the artists I bring to the label roster. I wanted to give everyone, especially unsigned bands, some insight to what I look for when scouting bands to bring to Fueled...
Vote for Conan! →
16 Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn
audioper:
juliaroy:
obliteratedheart:
hello-therelove:
by: Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’
3. There is a very fine line...
“Get out before my time, go back to sleep again. Got nothing else to do than hope I dream of you. At least these dreams seem real.”
Starlight by Mumm-Ra
“I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does”
OK, I HATE selling tickets. It’s annoying to have to keep asking people. I especially hate it when you have to sell a certain amount of tickets to play. I don’t think that is fair for the band. All venues care about is money, money, money. But I guess that’s not really different than anything else in the music business. Anyways, the thing I hate most about selling tickets is how...
I want to start making an effort to reconnect with old friends again. There are certain people that I’ve been friends with for a long time but haven’t really talked to or hung out with that much in a few years. I want to change that. I miss you.
“Fifteen minutes with you, oh I wouldn’t say no. People see no worth in you, oh but I do.”
Birthday.
My birthday is on Saturday. I’m having a little get together with my friends on either Saturday or Sunday, whatever day it is that the most people can make it. I wish everyone I want to be there could be there. Oh well. I’ll make the best of it. I’m not blaming anyone or mad at anyone, it just sucks trying to sync up everyone’s schedule…
So this is the new year?
2009 was pretty awesome. I did so much that it’s hard to even list everything. I’m going to try though.
Reasons why 2009 was a great year:
- I met Heather Ransom and Jenna O’Brien.
- Formed a band with my 3 best friends.
- Recorded and released a full length album.
- People actually liked the album.
- Saw Person L 10 times.
- Person L stayed at our apartment.
- Played a...
Last night Andy went to "kiss" me goodbye and Eric...
yourepretty:
*** best moment of 2010 thus far.