Sunday, September 21, 2014

tonythaxton:

I’ve picked my 2014 NFL Greatest Names Team.  This is solely based on their names.  It has nothing to do with their abilities.  All of these are all 100% real.  Quarterback is always the hardest to pick.  Offensive line seems to be the easiest.

 QB - Teddy Bridgewater

RB - Jacquizz Rodgers

RB - Zurlon Tipton

WR - Jerricho Cotchery

WR -Cecli Shorts III

TE - Bear Pascoe

G- Zane Beadles

G - Mackenzy Bernadeau

T- D’Brickashaw Ferguson

T - Gosder Cherilus

C - Maurkice Pouncey

DE - Kroy Biermann

DE - Frostee Rucker

DT - Ziggy Hood

DT - Ndamukung Suh

LB- Jadaveon Clowney

LB - Barkevious Mingo

LB - Vontaze Burfict

S - HaHa Clinton-Dix

S -Da’Noriss Searcy

CB - Captain Munnerlyn

CB - Pernell McPhee

K -Kai Forbath

P - Britton Colquitt

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual)

ryanafeagin:

Bruh.

ryanafeagin:

Bruh.

numberonedadventures:

boner.

righteouspineapple:

Kicked It In the Sun - Built to Spill

(Source: fileacomplaint)

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, bro. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, bro. [via]

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

righteouspineapple:

I’m a lot like you, so please; hello. I’m here. I’m waiting.
I think I’d be good for you and you’d be good for me. 

El Scorcho - Weezer

(Source: kawaiixedge)