Wednesday, April 23, 2014

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I’m seriously going to punch something.

If anyone knows stuff about internet connectivity problems on Windows 8, please come my way.



The only Let It Go thing I’ll post, promise.

Kid posts terrible mistake on Internet.

If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle. Carolyn Hall, 17 Thoughts for Single Women From A Divorcee  (via soaphie)

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Dear CNN,
1. This isn’t breaking news.
2. You spelled “Seinfeld” wrong.
Otherwise, great work.


Dear CNN,

1. This isn’t breaking news.

2. You spelled “Seinfeld” wrong.

Otherwise, great work.

The best way to stop homelessness is mindbogglingly simple: Give them homes. Housing The Homeless Saves Money—Here’s The Research That Proves It (via candidlycara)



Meanwhile, In A Parallel Universe of the Day: Scott Gairdner says: “I recently went to Disney World and saw the Hall of Presidents, and I gotta say, they really need to double-check the accuracy of these president names. I’m no history buff, but this doesn’t seem right to me.”

Looks like Scott might need a serious American History refresher if he isn’t familiar with the great accomplishments of President Unknown.

[scottgairdner / h/t: rtf.]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Presidents of the United States:

George Washington

John Aaronson

Terry Montrose

Hudson McLeroy

Jim Stan

Bruce K. Tedesco

Jimmy Goose

Lucas Croakus

Glugman M. Tux

Alan Diamond

Tex O’Keefe

Nolan Shank

Angus W. Crowe

Gepetto Corrigan

Liam F. Stitches (Applause)

Jackson Braft

Houston Van Austin

Doug Wobble

Jeffrey Reisenberg

Jeffrey Suvakis

Jeffrey Doley

Jeffrey Studmeyer

Jeffrey Sims

Governor Mark Whitford

Buddy Knox

William Jefferson Clinton

Joe Montanac


Daniel Finster (Booooo)

Bernard H. Stucky

Christopher Titus

Lipton Quick (Applause)

Jonathan T. President

Leo Smoot

Steven W. Spooner, Jr. (Applause)

Roy Wizard

Charlie Angel

*Clears Throat*

Neil K. Sputterley

Oliver Paltrow

Sweeney Patch

Gary Question

and the current President of the United States…

Mark Ruth

This is still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

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75 years ago, on this date, Billie Holiday recorded a song that Time Magazine would call song of the century: Strange Fruit, a song written about a lynching in the South. 

Holiday first performed the song at Cafe Society in 1939. She said that singing it made her fearful of retaliation but, because its imagery reminded her of her father, she continued to sing the piece making it a regular part of her live performances. Because of the poignancy of the song, Josephson drew up some rules: Holiday would close with it; the waiters would stop all service in advance; the room would be in darkness except for a spotlight on Holiday’s face; and there would be no encore. During the musical introduction, Holiday would stand with her eyes closed, as if she were evoking a prayer.

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Braid Announce Summer Tour; Tap Pity Sex, Into It. Over It., Signals Midwest For Support



Braid are going out on a brief summer tour and are taking out Pity Sex, Into It. Over It., and Signals Midwest on select dates. Check out the dates below after the jump.

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